http://totl.net/VirusScanner/Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:
Industrial
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.
Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Politics
Stop caring!
Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Cars
There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Linux (95%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
USA (60%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
Amiga (70%)
Gnome is better than workbench. BEOS is better than Amiga OS. The TV Modulator was a pain in the arse and an EXTERNAL power pack? I ask you. And it didn't have a built in MIDI port like some of its rivals.
Free BSD (95%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
Brand Names (75%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.
Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Hippyism (80%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.
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