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I took the New Jedi Order Character Quiz and All I got was this lousy picture.

B) lass uns tauschen Ani, ich bin lieber Jacen..

You're a lot like the human weapon of the New Jedi Order; Anakin "I bed my friend and now I'm dead" Solo.
When Anakin was an baby the evil spirit of the clone of the evil Emperor tried to enter his body. His mommy decided to name him after her daddy, Darth Vader, so poor young Solo was plagued with fear of becoming just like his grandpa. (It's like naming your kid Adolf Hitler.) The evily nightmares didn't help, either. When a moon crashed into this planet, Anakin flew away and did not save Chewbacca. A lot of people died for him and he felt very guilty. Booey. In the New Jedi Order he ran around poking things with his modded lightsaber (oh it's so special), and made out with his short blonde barefoot friend. Then the evily Yuuzhan Vong poked him to death with these snakes, but even though Troy Denning insisted he was 'gone', all the fans believed he was still alive. That is until Leia and the other Jedi roasted marshmallows over his body.

-- Amu