Ohoh, das hättest du nicht tun sollen. Ich LIEBE Farscape-Zitate.
Ich hatte letztens selber mal mit ner Liste angefangen. Allerdings hauptsächlich One-Liner und keine ganzen Dialoge.

Mal ein paar für den Anfang, ich bin aber noch nicht alle Folgen durch:

Premiere
John: WHAT is the MATTER with you people?

Rygel: I'm Rygel the Sixteenth, dominar to over six hundred billion people. I don't need to talk to you.

John: Boy, was Spielberg ever wrong. Close Encounters my ass.

John: Don't move! Or I'll fill you full with... little yellow bolts of light!

John: You can be more.

I, E.T.
John: Kinda like Louisiana, or Degobah.
Aeryn looks questioningly
John: Degobah. Where Yoda lives.
Aeryn: Who's Yoda?
John: Just a little green guy. Trains warriors.
Aeryn: Oh.

Exodus From Genesis
Aeryn: You know, I always thought that lesser life forms were useless, just something to be squashed.

Throne For A Loss
John: That's your plan? Wile E. Coyote would come up with a better plan than that!

Aeryn: Imagine, somewhere out there, there is a world full of Crichton's. How useless that must be.

Rygel: He's right. I'm unloved, unwanted, unpopular (Kick), unconscious...

Pk Tech Girl
John: I try to save a life a day. Usually my own.

The Flax
John: One thing...just to be absolutely certain. You are the female of your species, right?

Crackers Don't Matter
John: The ionic radiation gives her photogasms, unless she's faking it. They can do that. Hey, Zhaan, you faking it?

Aeryn: Next time you'll be a crouton, Crichton!

Rygel: Shut up! I don't need a grunt to give me a military assault lecture. I wrote military assault lectures!
Aeryn: You? The only thing you've ever assaulted was a plate of food cubes. Now shut up.

John: This is becoming a problem you're going to need professional help with. First you betray the Peacekeepers, and every vow you've made since you were born, and now poor Sparky here? Tell me, Princess, when you're old and fat, will you have anything to look back on with pride?
Aeryn: Is that it? Oh, don't stop. Why don't you make another speech, you self-important, deficient little man! All you ever do is talk! Your father was the hero, you know. He did things. You're just a test monkey that screwed up your first experiment!
John: That is good! That is fantastic, coming from a frigid, flat-butted, Peacekeeper skank!

John: I am not deficient. I am superior. Humans are superior.

Out Of Their Minds
John: Have we sent the "Don't shoot us. We're pathetic," transmission yet?

Aeryn in Rygel: You are mentally damaged.
John in Aeryn: No, I'm a guy.

Won't Get Fooled Again
Gary/D'argo: My friend, one thing you have to learn. There is ALWAYS time for beer.

Crais: You have the right to the remains of a silent attorney. If you cannot afford one... TOUGH NOOGIES!

Self-Inflicted Wounds, Part 2: Wait For The Wheel
John: Welcome to the federation Starship SS Buttcrack!

Thanks For Sharing
John: Cross my heart, smack me dead, stick a lobster on my head.
John: Work now, freak later.

Crichton Kicks
Rygel: When a woman, whether she is your wife, your lover, or a slave you purchased to be your wife or lover leaves you repeatedly, take the hint.

Unrealized Reality
John: But I am not Kirk, Spock, Luke, Buck, Flash or Arthur frelling Dent. I am Dorothy Gale from Kansas

Kansas
John: Hey, you're early, I've still got a six pack left.

D'Argo: Chiana has already told me a few words: Yes, No, Bite Me. That's all I need to know.

Terra Firma
Noranti: It's called Cop Porn.

Aeryn: Merry Frelling Christmas.

John: I'll be back. That's a promise.

Twice Shy
John: You do not scare me missy. … Okay, you scare me a little.

John: I'm weak, I'm human, I'm a guy.

John: I know you can see me. Bad guys always see me.

Mental As Anything:
John: Why do I always attract the psychos?

Bringing Home The Beacon
Sikozu: All right, then what? Do you have any plan of escape?
Aeryn: Run.
Sikozu: Anything more detailed Aeryn?
Aeryn: Run quickly.

A Constellation of Doubt
Noranti: Yes. You're so ignorant but you never give up even in the face of insurmountable odds.

John: "It's not what you know...... it's what you hope for!"

Chiana: "When do you give up?"
John: "I don't"
Chiana: "You have to give up sometime."
John: "No, I don't"

We're So Screwed - Part 2: Hot to Katratzi
John: Because I am an American. What does an American want? Democracy? Capitalism!

John: Welcome to my cold war.

Chiana: Do Scarrans have mivonks?
Jenek: Yes. But they're not external.

John: Codes? We didn't need no stinkin' codes.

John: Some Charrids got off the elevator, we got on, we got off, well we tried to get off, we got interrupted.

John: Bill Gates can't guarantee windows, how you going to guarantee my safety.

John: I'll give you my bike if you kill him.

John: Guys I apologize in advance for any incivility or insensitivity on my part but it is beer-o'clock where the hell is my riot?

John: Yeah, feel the love Mr. Burns.

We're So Screwed - Part 3: La Bomba
Noranti: Who's Stark?
Rygel: Another lunatic with the wrong number of eyes.

Noranti: Oh I do admire your compartmentalization of duplicity.

D'Argo: We couldn't override their override of our override.

John: I can't believe it. I left a nuclear bomb in an elevator.
Chiana: Well that's alright. You've done worse.

Chiana: Are we cursed? Could we be cursed?

John: Hi honey. Guess what I did at work today? I wore a bomb. A nuclear bomb in a field of flowers. I could get lucky. Tomorrow I could have a bigger bomb. I could kill more people. Maybe they'll be innocent people. Children, maybe.

Bad Timing
John: What did you imagine for your life?
Aeryn: Service. Promotion. Retirement. Death. You?
John: This is exactly what I imagined and a couple of kids.

Rygel: You should do it.
Pilot: Would you?
Rygel: No. But I'm not you.

John: My name is John Crichton, an astronaut. Four year ago I got shot through a wormhole to a distant part of the galaxy. I ended up on this ship. This living ship populated by escaping prisoners, who became my friends.

John: I'm not fast enough. I'm not alien enough. And you know what? There are people in the universe who don't like me. I'm only human.

Chiana: You frellnicks, didn't you watch any of those Earth movies? Crichton just proposed.
Rygel: Proposed what?
Chiana: Marriage.
Rygel: Marriage. Idiot.



Ach ja, aus welcher Folge waren die hier nochmal?

Rygel: I never run away...I strategically maneuver!

Aeryn: You are the most bizzare creature I have ever met.

Aeryn: Insane?
Crichton: Since birth.
Aeryn: Suicidal?
Crichton: Test pilot.