Einige hatten sich über den leider ausbleibenden offiziellen 2005-Kalender geärgert.

Hier gibt's die Alternative:

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Originally posted by watchfarscape.com

Do you know what the Future Holds? Check out the Scaper Calendar for 2005!

Twenty excellent reasons why you should stop dawdling and order your Scaper calendar right now:

1. UTChick, Selena, janey_13, and Tox have used their immense skills to create a one-of-a-kind, professional quality calendar that is a unique piece of Farscape artwork. It is as good or better than anything you could buy in a bookstore.

2. By purchasing this calendar, you are funding our military and Far-Ops projects directly, and of course, Farscape itself!

3. Original artwork by Ratscape and abbadon, two supremely talented Scaper artists.

4. A well researched, detailed account of all the important events in Farscape and FMD history, by date.

5. Photographs and messages form 14 beloved Scapers prove that we are the most beautiful, intelligent, and clever people on the planet.

6. Contains positive proof that Kurt_eh is every bit the kooky Canadian we thought he was.

7. A portrait of ShawnaTums using the old "Is that what I think it is peeking out of her shirt?!" trick to get you in her pulse-pistol sights.

8. BlackThorn shows you what makes her the most beautiful (nearly)-bald woman since Zhaan.

9. UTChick in leather is like syrup on pancakes. A tasty combination!

10. Chiana pretended to be Karen Shaw in the back of Crichton's truck, but where is the real Karen Shaw? vikingscaper knows!

11. CleverFox has those deep, mysterious eyes that seem to follow you around the room. When you see her portrait, you like having her eyes on you!

12. Xev. Mrs. La Bomba won't let me talk about Xev. Let it suffice to say that as a professional photographer, I find this photograph exquisite. Ahem.

13. Trubador's page confirmed what I already knew. Trubs is the coolest guy in the universe.

14. German sisters in sexy outfits. Need I say more?

15. Thanks to BrowderChick's portrait (with a little PhotoShop wizardry by abbadon), I now get all warm and fuzzy whenever I look up at the moon. You will too.

16. Frunium Slip is just misunderstood. By everyone. No, really, I don't understand at all. Maybe you will…so take it from there… I'm just sayin'…

17. Besides looking stunning in a cowboy hat, Fiona is talented in just about every way a human being can be. Check her message, if you don't believe me.

18. If you ever wondered what a lovely woman would look like with Harvey's face (and who hasn't?), wonder no more! Happy Holidays, Tiriel!

19. Speaking of Holidays, you now have the perfect gift for all of your Scaper friends, as well as the perfect primer for the latest converts you've 'Scaped! What better way to introduce them to the wonder that is FMD Scaperdom?

20. Uhhhhh….. Oh, yeah. You'll also know the month, date and day of the week, which in my case is a wonder in itself!

So order yours today! Now! While you're still thinking about it! Do it before you forget again, you knuckleheads! You'll be glad you did.


-La Bomba

This one-of-a-kind collector's item is available for a $15.00 gift and $3.00 shipping in the USA ($5.00 shipping overseas). Payment can be made by Paypal at ScaperJirl_GuyScape @ hotmail.com or a money order made out to: M. Johnson

at ScaperJirl / GuyScape Calendar Project
P.O. Box 1444
LaVergne TN 37086
make sure you include your name and address and order details.

Remember, these funds are going directly to the WatchFarscape.com Military Project & FarOps projects.

21. There is no official Farscape 2005 calendar – get your Farscape fix with this one!