*Oy* wie schade nur bis staffel 8, aber natürlich werde ich mich dran halten!!


Daniel: "This is crazy. We don't know what could be there waiting for us when we come through."
Makepeace: "Don't you worry, boys. That's why the SG-3 marines are coming with. You can count on us to watch your backsides."
Daniel: "Actually, it was more my front side I was worrying about."

O'Neill: No, she tried to seduce me.
Daniel: Oh. ... You poor man.

Hiding in a storage closet
Daniel: I won't lie to you. There is a problem. We have to find Jack.
Tonané: Okay. He's not in here.

O'Neill: How do I know you're really Daniel?
Daniel: Because.
O'Neill: Yeah, okay.

O'Neill: All right, describe for me the dress your sister wore last week when I took her out.
Daniel: I don't have a sister, Jack, and if I did, I wouldn't let you near her.

An officer asks them in Russian if they're spies.
Daniel: Nyet.
O'Neill: Daniel:
Daniel: He just asked if we were Soviet spies and— realizes the problem
Guard: Come with me.
O'Neill on the way out: Nyet?

Officer from 1960's: I won't ask again. Who are you?
O'Neill: I'm Captain James T. Kirk of the Starship Enterprise

Markov: The sub is Swiss.
Daniel: So they occasionally catch fire, but they keep perfect time. pause Sorry. I think I've been hanging around Jack O'Neill too much.

Daniel: This is a radio. It's so my friends can find me, and shoot you.

Unas refusing food: Ka!
Daniel: Now don't say Ka until you've tried it.

Daniel: Mak tal shree! Lok tak. Mekta satak Oz! Mok tal Oz kree!
Daniel: I don't think they bought my act.
Jacob: Why? Who'd you say you were?
Daniel: The... ah... Great and Powerful Oz.

Colonel Simmons: Need I remind you, Dr. Jackson, of the dangers that we're trying to defend Earth against?
Daniel: Oh, could you? I mean, go slow.

Carter: If it comes right down to it, we can detonate it right here. What's our position?
Daniel: Well, personally, I'm against it. But if you want to know where the ship is, we're about five meters above the surface at the bottom of the crater.

Kershaw: I feel better just knowing there's an archaeologist watching our backs.
Daniel: Yeah, which end do the bullets go in again?

O'Neill: What's your situation?
Daniel: I'm hiding. What's yours?

Daniel: Teal'c, I know it isn't your strongest suit, but this is not the time for jokes.

Daniel: Your English is excellent.
Russian Captain: Thank you. Do you speak Russian?
Daniel in Russian: I'm conversational. I think I can get by.
Russian Captain: We'll stick to English then.

Oma: Order what you want.
Daniel: Okay, I'll have the truth with a side order of clarity, please.

Daniel: "Ok, that's interesting. Now what the hell does it mean?"

Daniel about O'Neill: "Well, it's just that I've never actually heard you referred to as a diplomat. I think, um, antagonist was the word used."

Carter: "Well, basically scientists have theorized that there are an infinite number of dimensions, each containing a different possible version of reality."
Daniel: "Well it sounds like I theoretically, possibly, actually found one."

Daniel, about Kinsey: "Sir, with all due respect, the Senator is an ass."

Carter, to a motionless Daniel (eps.holiday): "Come on, Daniel, they found the guy, they're bringing him in. You have to wake up. Daniel...you can't die on me now."
Daniel, weakly: "It's...nice to know you don't just like me for my looks."

Daniel: "Boy, is she gonna git it."

O'Neill: "No, no, not that. What the hell does kree mean?"
Daniel: "Well, actually, it means a lot of things. Ah, loosely translated it means attention, listen up, concentrate."
O'Neill: "Yoo hoo?"
Daniel: "Yes, in a manner of speaking. "

Arris: "Dr. Jackson, if you don't mind, treating my wound."
Daniel: "I'm an archaeologist."
Arris: "I know, but you're also a doctor."
Daniel: "...of archaeology."

Daniel: "Well, they didn't call them the Dark Ages because it was dark."

Urgo: "Years from now, when you're thinking about me, you're going to say, 'Oooh, how did I ever get along without that wonderful, constant companion?' Woof."
O'Neill: "Years from now?!"
Daniel: "Woof?"

Daniel: "I never really trusted Jack's command but...I'm open."

Daniel:"I just couldn't find Beck's Ancient Phoenician Symbology on CD at archaeology.com"

Daniel: "You know, I would have asked him but I was too busy being unconscious after he shot me with the zat gun you gave him."

Daniel (the Tomb): "Yes, you go down the dark hallway alone, and I'll wait here in the dark room alone..."