Die "Ascended Times" war ja sowieso das beste an der Episode. Da hab ich immer wieder das Bild gestoppt und genauer gelesen.

Ich kopiere einfach mal von hier:

Headlines of the Ascended Times (Current Edition - Tomorrow's News Today), complete with typos:

"Jackson Still Undecided"
"Astral Diner to be given Infinite status"
"Edge of the Universe Discovered"
"Yoga NOT the Path to Enlightenment"
"Ethereal Awarness Seminar to be Held in Talnak Quadrant"
"Anubis plans to retake Dakara - Exclusive Information on His Quest to Destroy all Life in the Milky Way Galaxy - He's back again and he's badder than ever"

And Round 2:

"Secret Plan Revealed - Anubis' dastardly plot to regain Ancient Weapon of Destruction"
"Consciouness Superhighway to go through - Cognitive Work slated to begin upon completion of Precognitive [text..]" - by Mero Gartin (Martin Gero is a staff writer for SG-1 and Atlantis)
"Family of Four Drowns in Transcendental Waterfall"
und natürlich das schon erwähnte "Wraith on their way to Atlantis".